A Tale of Pants

It was a bright & beautiful day, happiness in the air, birds singing and the Ares boys reading The Sisterhood of Travelling Pants in their weekly book club meeting. Then everything changed, when Rug found a pair of magical pants that mysteriously fit, despite their fat asses different sizes. Many days have passed and the boys were using the pants to crush their competition until one fateful day when Rug decided to be a champion for Scotsmen pantsless warriors. Reality shattered, babies cried, earth trembled and an emergency was declared because the pants had gone missing. Pantheon Gazette decided to take matters into their hands and started an investigation to restore balance. Could it be that Rug threw away the pants or did the pants get their feelings hurt and ran away? Read our brave reporters investigation notes.

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