Because we’re fucking GODS. That’s why! Duh. You’ll benefit from all of the following, super-cool shit:

  • We help your ass with decks and strategy.
  • You can wear jeans on Friday.
  • An active and large Discord.
  • You can bring your dog to work, but only if it’s a weenie dog.
  • Women instantly fall in love with you when they know you’re in PANTHEON. It’s better than being in a band. Underwear just flies off.
  • If you have diabetes, that shit will be cured within 30 days of joining.
  • We’re active as fuck. We run, play tennis, snowboard, play beer-pong, drag-race, and more. That’s why you want your ass planted in this seat.
  • You’ll have access to several tournaments per week.
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There is a ton of other crap too. Such as this, that, and don’t forget the other. The fucking “other” is key.

So, that’s why you want to be here <click here for discord or some shit here> and get your ass involved in this monster organization. Be something part of something great!