Because we’re fucking GODS. That’s why! Duh. You’ll benefit from all of the following, super-cool shit:
- We help your ass with decks and strategy.
- You can wear jeans on Friday.
- An active and large Discord.
- You can bring your dog to work, but only if it’s a weenie dog.
- Women instantly fall in love with you when they know you’re in PANTHEON. It’s better than being in a band. Underwear just flies off.
- If you have diabetes, that shit will be cured within 30 days of joining.
- We’re active as fuck. We run, play tennis, snowboard, play beer-pong, drag-race, and more. That’s why you want your ass planted in this seat.
- You’ll have access to several tournaments per week.
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There is a ton of other crap too. Such as this, that, and don’t forget the other. The fucking “other” is key.
So, that’s why you want to be here <click here for discord or some shit here> and get your ass involved in this monster organization. Be something part of something great!