Pantheon Gazette – AMA, LRC

This week the the Gazette staff reached out to the Pantheon community to obtain questions which would be posed to LRC (LilRedCoat) in this week’s feature, “LRC, AMA” (Ask Me Anything).

1. Do you feel satisfied with what you and your awesome admin team accomplished in Pantheon so far? If not, what would you like to do to improve the Alliance?
I am very happy with what the Admin team have accomplished to date but as we all know, any family is always a work in progress and we can always do better.
I look forward to seeing how we can expand our family into new games, getting our eSports team established and getting some Pantheon live-streams and uploads going.
Huge thanks to everyone for their posts in #suggestions that keep us aware of what you’d like to see more/less of.

2. Who’s got a better cut, Donald Trump or Boris Johnson?
Are they not the same person putting on different accents? Well I never.

3. What really got you into the game?
Boredom at work. Losing the Clan Chest for Clan Wars almost made me flip a table and quit, but thankfully I enjoy the server banter and socialising more than I enjoy the game.

4. How do you feel about JT being communist?
I’ve learned to keep him distracted with funny gifts and random pings.
Remember kids, fun activities will make communists forget that you are their enemy to be destroyed on the glorious battlefield of class warfare.

5. What does one need to do to become a board member?
All Clan Leaders are Board Members = be a clan leader.

6. What is it like being a female in cr? Is it easier to let everyone assume you’re a guy?
Dude what? bro fist How about that football game last night.

It is much, much easier to let everyone assume you’re a guy, which is why I tend to overuse Dude and Bro and Hey man a lot. I’ve learned to try to make my comments sound as if I’m packing sausage.

Being a female on Discord make the DM experience like skipping through a minefield at night. You never know when one is going to explode in your face.

I’m pretty sure all of our Chick-Fil-A members can relate to receiving unsolicited peen pics, random insults about being a slut from random people you’ve never spoken to before, the odd green card request and people wanting to fly out to meet you at your nearest airport of choice.

7. Do you think the media is biased and a bad influence to the public?
I believe that as long as the media remains run by the unbiased and just, those not afraid of chasing the truth down at any cost, people who are above reproach and unbribable, unswayable by popular opinion and focused on delivering the facts, the media can be the voice of the people, a beacon of light on a dark day.

8. Is it true you took the bribe of 1$ and a nipple pic to surrender to the rugions in the great potato war? If not, why should we join the potato rebellion vs the rugions?
I’m very sorry that the lies being told by the Rugions have spread this far. I bravely withdrew the proud and noble Potato Nation from the war as I have sadly seen how low the Rugions are willing to go to undermine, intimidate and harass the outnumbered Potato Nation. My people are too precious to me to be sent to the slaughter.

9. What is the unbanning process?
Step one: stop doing whatever it is that got you banned in the first place.
Step two: stop pretending to be a better person if your actions in other servers/game/DM’s contradict your claims that you’ve changed/matured.
Step three: DM a mod/admin to appeal your ban. Don’t send friends to do it for you, carpe diem your destiny.
Step four: prepare the cookie bribery basket.
Step five: patiently wait for the ban appeal to be discussed and then the decision communicated back to you. Don’t harass or nag for an answer.
Step six: prepare the puppy bribery basket.
Step seven: accept the ban decision. If it’s a decline, ask when you can next reach out to appeal, or what they recommend you could do to be unbanned.

10. If there is animosity with any pantheon member/leader, how would you fix it?
Lock them in a room and make them hug it out.
If the animosity is obvious, we would DM each party individually to find out what’s going on, discuss if each person could work on keeping it civil in the server/in game and so on.

We would remind the leader that regardless of who seems to be at fault, they have more pressure on them to maintain a higher standard of conduct.
We may arrange clan transfers if the two cannot work it out as adults.

11. Would you rather have 1 Flymode sized (6’4 1/2) JigglyJellow or 100 JigglyJellow sized (5’4) Flymodes??
So 1 Jiggly or 100 Flymode’s. Hmmmm. I don’t think you guys are aware of what a kickarse craftsman Flymode is. Before he was in Pantheon, the guy was assembling workshops and stuff. I would take 100 Flymode’s and create a sweatshop of cheap labour to fund my mini-dachshund’s steak and chew toy addiction.

Pantheon Gazette – The curse of Ray

Just for a little fun, a handful of some of the creative folks in Pantheon decided to start a sort of publication, which has been dubbed the Pantheon Gazette.  I figured I’d share their most recent work, “The curse of Ray: myth or real”.

For those not in Pantheon, a little backstory… it is believed that if Ray spectates your game, you losing the match is a certainty. Hence, “The curse of Ray”.

The Curse of Ray: Myth or Real

Lazing on a Sunday afternoon in the Pantheon Lounge™, I overheard someone talking about The Curse of Ray. Intrigued about the belief in curses in the 20th century, we at Pantheon Gazette have decided to investigate this matter. We sent our hard working reporters to every corner of Pantheon to ask everyone the same question: “Do you think the curse exists? And can you give us an example of how it affected your game?”. The response we received was bone-chilling 😱

Arctic of Hades

If you see goblin fire, just throw away your phone
Note: has ignored to answer further queries in fear of the curse and ran away

Rug, the pantsless warrior of Ares

Does it exist? *takes a sip of beer* …  Hell yeah it exists. One time when I was up 2 crowns to none, Ray popped on, threw a hog scream and I got out cycled by a golem, pekka, mega knight, lava hound deck and was immediately 3 crowned.  If you see that little blue 1 followed by a lit goblin just close the app… unless you wanna tilt 500 trophies, get a cardboard cut in the webbings of your fingers, and stub your pinky toe on a coffee table all at the same time.  Don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

Camnwat, the crayon genius of Atlas

Yes, it exist and I never got to 6300 in my life til ray stepped away due to moving to Australia then I got it easy…. now that he is back I have never returned -_- 

I’ll start to get close and then I see his infamous peka butterfly and fire goblin emotes then suddenly my opponents no matter how many crowns I’m ahead gain super human strength and some how over come all odds and beat me while ray taunts me 🤨 he must be exposed

Ray will make innocent ppl like arctic and Rug win games just to make them stop believing in the curse then that’s when he strikes crippling any self esteem they have left

Goldie, heir to Helios throne

Yes, I believe it does exist. 

Being friends with Ray is stressful. You see the little blue ‘1’ pop up and it doesn’t matter if you have taken both princess towers down and have 1HP on the king tower. You WILL lose

Jason, the Apollo clown

“He (Ray) is bad man, he has caused good man Camnwat to tilt”

Believes in the curse and made sure he doesn’t have Ray on his friend list.

Note: after the interview, went on a weird rant about disbanding the Pantheon Gazette

Logic, the logician of Hecate

Yes, i believe it exists

It caused a one sec lag that resulted in late placement of units

DMG, the all knowing guru of Thanatos

The Ray curse is definitely real, as soon as you see the fire goblin emote it’s time to exit the game. 

I’ve lost on ladder and also a couple of final war games in clan wars due to Ray’s spectating, but I haven’t had it as bad as some people. The worst part is Ray knows the curse is real and I have rarely ever been able to watch him play and return the favour. 🙁

JT & his multiple personalities

well, Ray has tried several times

to get me on his friends list

but

i have held out this long

i believe in the curse

and I avoid ray out of fear

Note: each line was spoken was by a different personality

Lydia, conqueror of Hades

I absolutely believe it exists. The number of times I lose while Ray is watching severely outweighs the number of times I win (which is rare). A prime example actually happened last night. I started a game and got put up against a deck with golem, Royale giant, AND hog. Who the fuck plays with that deck? And who the fuck loses against it? Me. While Ray is watching.

Nyroc, the pancake connoisseur

Yes, it definitely does. Just this season, the curse has made me lose so much on ladder that I have needed to switch to 2.9 just so I have a chance at winning.

Oh, and he also made my ebarbs heal deck stop working in the log challenge

Aaron, harbinger of death

In the beginning of the curse it felt really real. I would see that little blue dot pop up and bam it was like I could play right. See a hog emote, and just shook my head. Now days I feel Ray has been lenient on me and mow allows me to win about 2/3 of the time. I’m just thankful for his distain for Cam and the one they call Artic !!!! Thank you guys and I would say if the curse begins on you, do what you can to get back in Rays graces. He has a lot of time to peak into games and it will kill your PB that season. Good luck all!!!

Ryker, ruler of the moist gang

starts to have flashbacks

eye starts twitching

The curse is real. I would play ladder confidently…until I would see  a player pop up on the screen spectating. All of a sudden, I would start making mistakes that a veteran player would not make. My pekka placements would seem to be off all of a sudden after perfect performance to matches prior. I then would go to my friends list and I would one friend online…Ray. I continued to play matches and would continue to have just a lone spectator watching. I could feel him I could feel him touching my soul. I could feel my skill drop.

Once I dropped 300 trophies on a push to 5600 once and I saw Ray online. I knew he was watching. I felt him judging me. No emotes. No confetti. Just silent watching. It drove me mad!! eye starts twitching  I finally had enough. I had to do something. I couldn’t continue to drop trophies and rage. I built up the courage and I deleted him off my friends list. Since then, I haven’t suffered from the effects of the curse. I actually recently hit a pb of 6000. 

I’m a free man. I enjoy my life again and can sleep well at night

Anonymous Person. Scared of all the believers of curse might hurt him

No it’s a myth. Just cause you guys cant handle a little pressure doesn’t mean someone brings a curse upon you

I always hear Cam “I cant win” crayon boy complaining about ray cursing “him”. How about you take the crayons from out your nose and learn to play something other than gs clone!

We have received a response from the mighty InfernoBlizzard of Helios but later found out they were plotting behind the scenes to get on the good side of Ray to avoid the curse. Thanks to the anonymous person who has tipped us off. Nonetheless, here is their response and their treachery.

I think Ray’s curse is full of crap. It’s just a poor excuse that someone makes when they lose—while Ray’s spectating. I feel bad for the Ray to be honest, simply from the fact that his name gets a bad connotation.

I have never been “affected from the curse” myself, I’m 16-0 with Ray spectating. 

GreenDemon

I believe the Ray “curse” separates the wheat from the chaff. The mighty excel and win great victories under his watchful and benevolent eye while the meek flounder about hopelessly.

Accordingly I nearly always prosper greatly.

Manamango, mango killing machine of Hecate

Sorry, I don’t believe in ray’s curse

After hours of research and with evidence from the brave people who spoke up, our top men & women have come to the conclusion that the curse is REAL!!!! 😱

 

Till next time stay safe & escape Ray at all costs!

— Pantheon Gazette Team

Christmas Catastrophe

The Pantheon Events Team Presents….

CHRISTMAS CATASTROPHE

This event will run similar to how turkey tragedy did in terms of concept, but with some significant changes, such as:

– This is a 2v2 event, you find a partner, then you join the team that you would like based on your average pb. There are no captains, so do not wait to be recruited.
– There are 4 teams. The team with the last pair of players left wins.
– Each team has cards assigned to them. In a match, each player must use 4 of the assigned cards to their team, and the other 4 cards cannot be any of the cards assigned to any team.
– Each team has a max pb for the pairs joining, so the team with the not so good collection of cards gets better pairs.

The teams, and their cards and max pbs, are as follows:

Ice team (max joint pb 5.9k):
– Ice Spirit
– Ice Golem
– Ice Wizard
– Giant Snowball
– Freeze

Fire team (max joint pb 5.8k):
– Fire Spirits
– Fireball
– Furnace
– Baby Dragon
– Wizard
– Lava Hound
– Princess

Goblin team (max joint pb 5.7k):
– Goblins
– Spear Goblins
– Goblin Gang
– Goblin Barrell
– Goblin Hut
– Goblin Giant
– Goblin Cage
– Dart Goblin
– Rocket

Skeleton team (max joint pb 5.7k):
– Skeletons
– Skeleton Army
– Guards
– Tombstone
– Bomber
– Bomb Tower
– Giant Skeleton
– Balloon
– Witch
– Graveyard
– Skeleton Barrell

If at any point a team is full and you want to join it, we will direct you to possible alternatives.

Matches work just like they did in Turkey Tragedy: challenge anyone you want, to any conditions, so long as it’s 2v2 and the card rules are as such. You must play in 2 days if challenged, otherwise the opponent gets a win over you and you’re out.

Please DM @Mᴀʀsʜᴍᴀʟʟᴏᴡ| ᴋʀ |❪❱❱❯ or @JT ᴛʜᴇ 6ᴋ Mᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ| ʜʀ |❪❱❱❯ if you would like to join.

If you’re looking for a partner, visit the #2v2-tinder-personals channel in our Discord.

Winner gets a :christmas_tree: emote by their name.

Merry Clashmas!

Turkey Tragedy

The PANTHEON EVENTS TEAM PRESENTS: TURKEY TRAGEDY

Two team captains, Cam and Marshmallow, will have 3 days to recruit and accept players to their team of 20, spend 3 days recruiting as many people as they can to their armies. There is a cap at 20 people.(counting themselves)
These people are recorded in a list, specifying which list is whos, and making this list available to see to everyone in the event.

The concept is simple – one person from one side challenges one person from the other side to a 1v1, or even two people challenge two from the other side to a 2v2. The conditions for the match is whatever they agree to, it doesn’t matter what they are, the only thing that does matter is that whoever loses is out, and their name(s) are removed from that armies list. If a player does not respond in 2 days, they are automatically removed from the list.

As soon as one side has loses all 20 players the winning team will be given :turkey: emotes in their names

OTHER RULES
individual players can do only one challenge a day
captains have 3 lives

Teams are:
@Marsh’s MAYFLOWERS
Vs
@Camberry Sauce

Pick a side :eyes: and good luck

Dm @✧ CᴀᴍNᴡᴀᴛ ✧ or @Mᴀʀsʜᴍᴀʟʟᴏᴡ| ᴋʀ |❪❱❱❯ if u want to join their side

Update 11/21/19

The teams are set!! We will assign the team roles,then we we inform everyone when they can start tomorrow…. best of luck to everyone
@Camberry Sauce
1. Camnwat
2.RoketCoCo
3. Azrael
4. Megalodon
5. Sean
6. Soap
7. Unicorn
8. ManaMango
9. Brutus
10. Deadpool
11. Dr.jam
12. Storm (nemesis)
13. Kull
14. Jackson storm
15. Tehflamingkinggaming
16. Nyroc
17. Mayk
18. Wizco
19. Greendemon
20. Seemant

Vs

@Marsh’s MAYFLOWERS
1. Marshmallow
2. Angels
3. Gamechanger
4. Aaron
5. Shadow M2
6. VK
7. JT
8. Flymode
9. Fire Fates
10. Timbo
11. Kira
12. Rug
13. Daddy Cool
14. Jlz
15. InedibleCarp
16. Galahad
17. Jason
18. Teddy Rogers
19. Infernoblizzard
20. Irish

Update 11/22/19

@Marsh’s MAYFLOWERS Vs @Camberry Sauce Can begin now challenge other team as you wish.

RULES
here is the rules for this event

Set up whatever sort of match you want, the rules are anything you agree to.

Captains have 3 lives – they must be defeated by 3 different people, unless they are the only person left, in which case they go down to one life.

For members – if you lose once, you’re out.
Post all results in #bracket-results And set up all matches in #locker-room
Tag @Mᴀʀsʜᴍᴀʟʟᴏᴡ| ᴋʀ |❪❱❱❯ or @✧ CᴀᴍNᴡᴀᴛ ✧ when you post the results.

Players who are out cannot eliminate members who are still in.

When one person proposes a challenge, the other person does not necessarily have to agree. You can negotiate terms over the conditions, so long as eventually both players agree. A player can refuse a challenge.
A player has to play someone within reasonable amount of time (2 days), if not they’ll be eliminated.

 

Leaders Bracket

Clan leaders and COs will represent their clans in another round of the Leaders Bracket!

Your clan leaders will be fighting it out to see which group of leaders is the best…

Not only are they going to be fighting for bragging rights and to shame our fellow leaders (like Mayk did to me  ), they will be playing to make the seeding for our upcoming Cvc.
Their combined finish will determine the seeds (byes won’t get points unless they win their first match).

RULES 2/3 loser bans single elimination bracket Set up your battles in #locker-room All results must be posted in #bracket-results You have 3 days to play your first round match up good luck!

Participants:
JollyCooperation – Thanatos

PrincessBubs – Helios
Nyroc – Hecate
Lydia – Hades
InedibleCarp – Apollo
Unicorns – Atlas
Flymode – Chronos
Brutus – Kratos
Infernoblizzard – Helios
Greendemon – Ares
Aaron – Kratos
Ryker – Apollo
LRC – Nemesis
Rug – Ares
Sean – Hades
Beek – Thanatos
Camnwat – Atlas

Track it here: https://challonge.com/4jrc58x8

-CamNwat

Irish hits 7K!

Mad props go out to Irish, of Poseidon, for being the first Pantheon member to hit 7K! He got to 6.7 with his Ice Bow deck, then on to 7K with 2.6 Hog. Great job bro!

You can check his stats here.

iCarp’s Mountain Wars

Hey Pantheonites! Today I present to you iCarp’s Mountain Wars!

Rules:

  • This event will be KOTH style play
  • First 32 players to sign up get to participate
  • Players will be put into teams of 4 for a total of 8 teams using a random team generating bot
  • Single Elimination Bracket Tournament
  • Each team gets to ban 2 cards before the start of their match, for the whole match
  • The order/lineup of players in each team must be declared before the match
  • 1v1 battle occurs between the first players of each team
  • Winner stays on and the loser player is eliminated, the second player comes on for that that team; this continues until a team has all four players eliminatedTo enter please DM @IɴᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇCᴀʀᴘ| ᴍᴇ |❪❱❱❱❯ or @✧ CᴀᴍNᴡᴀᴛ ✧

Good luck @everyone

Track it here: https://challonge.com/fz0tx3eb

-IncredibleCarp